A TOP FIVE LIST! AND A DISCUSSION! What's your overly reductive cliche demographic group?

Claim your own arbitrary classification before a political trend piece claims it for you!

Hi friends,

Some housekeeping up top. First, there are a lot of new paid subscribers joining us this week. It is so good to have you here. Truly. As I think you’ll see for yourself, this community is truly one of the most lovely places on the Internet. Speaking of which… one of the things we do around these parts is occasional mail exchanges, where I ass…